I voted, now give me a blow job!

I voted this morning at 8:30 am. It was quite fun and new. I had never used the new machines so I had to ask for help. I really liked them, I also like that it has a paper backup. However, there is one thing I did not understand. What was the fancy little card that they gave you to put in the machine? I kind of wanted to keep it to show to everyone I voted. I didn't, so the sticker will have to work!

I also heard someone ask to use a paper ballot. I thought it was so cute! Maybe it wasn't that cute, but the guy sure was. I totally wanted to go over and say hi and thank him for being so serious about voting. But in the end I didn't, I was more concerned with my sticker.

I have decided that blow jobs should be given out to every voter. It would increase turn out a lot.