Don't you wonder?

I saw this and wondered, what if I know this person. If I did I would hope they would come to me with a secret like this.

I named a rat

So I won two VIP passes to the Big Ass Show. They were having a contest to name their corporate rat, and well my name I entered won! The sad part is I forgot what I named it. But all that matters is I won! So when you hear the name, that was mine. The funny thing is I don't think I have ever paid for a concert ticket and I have been to a lot of concerts!

Also, I turned down Starbucks. I was a little disappointed because I really wanted to work with them. The problem is they didn't offer me enough money. The sad thing is 6 months ago I would have taken the job with no question. The amount they offered was a lot, just 10K less than I make now. But the exciting thing is I have been head hunted by Toys R Us.

A recruiter contacted me and I have been interviewing with them to run my own Toys R Us. The great thing is they quoted me about 10K more than Target pays me plus a 15% bonus, which is not bad! Should I get the job that means I will be able to buy a condo sooner than I had hoped!

So it seems I am on a lucky streak. I should go to Vegas!

Blogs

So some of you may not know this, but I have two blogs. One is the more emo blog and the other is the life update blog. I have had one of my blogs since November 2003. I decided to sit down and do some math.

So in the last 50 posts on each site I have written a total of 71 pages single spaced with 32,000 words. And that does not even begin to count all the other posts that aren't on the first page of my blog. It is kind of crazy to think I had 32,000 words to say.

The bible creates people like this (look at picture below)

Brett when I say I don't believe in the bible (little b) I mean I do not believe in the teachings within the bible. Yes there is a book, but does this book contain the word of god (little g), in my opinion no. It contains the word of man. Much like there are many Jesus's (hey sus) in this world but that does not mean they are prophets.

I was so ready to bitch out some holy person for posting religious garb on my page until I found out it was you.

Thus concludes my religious discussion for the day.