It's kind of like walking down the street with your large penis hanging out

I was reading the magazine "Out", it helped me to realize what it means to be gay. From the ads you can get the whole gay life style in one magazine. The first ad is for alcohol, the social lubricant for most things. Really what would the party be without alcohol. The next ad was for a nice watch. Gay men are known for their great style, so this watch fits well. If you keep flipping you find a guy wearing very few clothes in some very nice underwear. I think it is one of the gay rules that you must have nice underwear, if you don't you can't be gay.

After the sexy guy in underwear you have an ad for an anti-depressant. Which is quite funny, it happens to be the one I take. I'm glad I got the gay one! I also find the placement of this ad kind of funny, it is after the sexy man in underwear. Clearly, not all gay men look like this guy. The anti-depressants are for all of us homos who will never fit that image. We need them to help us to be happy again. Once you have the happy pills you now need a nice car.

So of course the next ad is for a Volvo C70 (which is quite nice). A car is a great way to attract guys. It shows you statues and wealth so everyone can see it. It's kind of like walking down the street with your large penis hanging out, but without nudity. Once you get your sexy car you need a dog, so clearly K9 Advantix is the best ad to be next. This is seriously something I want to try, I want to buy a nice car and get a dog and go to the park. I am certain to come home with someone!

If you keep reading the next ad of course is for alcohol again, without that most of us would be lost and would never get laid. I have, however, forgotten the one aid that is repeated throughout all gay magazines. That is the ad for the HIV medication. I think the lesson here is if you have the nice car, cute dog, sexy clothes, and lots of alcohol you will get aids! Clearly I am joking, but I do think it is too bad that this is something that so many gay men have to face.

I do find it odd that in this whole magazine I didn't seen one ad for condoms. I guess gay men don't need condoms, or clearly we don't buy enough of them to be a large demographic for the condom companies. If you keep reading you will also come to a few ads for gay.com, because really where else can we meet guys. With all these ads you get the gay life style according to the covers of a magazine.