Man tries to run down cops while I got sunburned...

I have another story to add to the interesting events that have happened to me at Target. This one is probably the best. You can watch your evening news for more information.

Today we went golfing, which I completely suck at. It wasn't until the last hole that I finally did well. I also got a little red, which hopefully will turn into a tan. While we were golfing some very interesting things happened.

First the district manager decided to walk the store. He knew that all of the executives would be out of the building, yet he still picked today to visit. His visit did not go well. In fact, it was really bad. So that sucked.

After we found out that he had walked the store we went back to get our things and head home for the day. While we were coming back we saw some police officers driving very fast past us. There was also a helicopter in the sky. Not thinking much of it we walked in the store. As we got to the door we saw our Assets Protection people and asked them what was up and why there was a helicopter circling the building. Little did we know they were there for us.

While we were gone our staff had caught someone shop lifting. He happened to have a knife on him so they called the police, which is what they are supposed to do. When the shop lifter left the building and the cops tried to stop him he ran. This literally caused a high speed chase. Not only did the guy run but he tried to run over a cop. This all happened while we were golfing with no store executives in the building. I can add that to the paramedics having to be called twice, a bomb scare, and now an armed shop lifter who tries to kill a cop. Good times!


Wanted Man Allegedly Tries To Run Down Cop

(KUTV) SALT LAKE CITY A man who was wanted for shoplifting ends up in serious trouble for allegedly assaulting an officer.

Salt lake county sheriff's deputies arrested 24-year-old Shayne Steele after they say he led them on a chase through cottonwood heights.

Deputies say Steele and his wife were wanted in suspicion for shoplifting at the fort union target store.

Then when a deputy tried to confront Steele in his car he allegedly tried to run over the deputy.

Deputies are still looking for Steele's wife, Kimberly Perry. She is wanted for shoplifting.


In other news...Guys are damn horny. He needs to get laid worse than me. Help a Virgin That link is for a guy who is trying to get laid. I am not sure if it is real, but it is funny. He has a myspace page with a lot of positive comments. Clearly sex is the path to peace in this world. Let's all fuck.