No shit, there I was...with a peeling tongue.

So no shit, there I was on 700 East 2300 South, which if you know where I live isn't anywhere close to my place. I was down there shopping. I was gathering my things, I had my cell phone, my ipod, some papers, my wallet, I had everything. I stepped out of my car and shut and locked the door, only to realize I had forgotten something in my car. Clearly I didn't have it all, I was missing my keys. Now I knew where they were, they were nicely locked inside my car! From the window I could see them sitting on the seat.

This just basically ruined my day! I tried breaking into the car, someone even gave me a coat hanger. I was able to get it in the car but couldn't hit the button with it. I even called the police to see if they could help, but I was informed they aren't allowed to any more, so I had to call a lock smith. $55 later I can now drive my car once again. I would like to thank Megan, she was the only person in my phone book that got the text message that offered to help me! So thanks Megan. I didn't need any help because I had already called the lock smith, but it was nice of you to offer.

After gaining access to my car once again I was off to Smith's to do some shopping. I needed to buy some things for lunch for the next few days. While shopping I went down the pasta aisle looking for pasta sauce. I found some that was "meat flavored". It didn't have any meat in it, but it had "meat flavor". I would like to ask you, what the fuck is meat flavor. Either it has meat in it or it doesn't, how do you get "meat flavor"? I ended up buying the one with meat flavor because I like meat. I did, however, come home and make the pasta and add real meat it. It was pretty good, but who the fuck knows how you get meat flavor without having meat in it?

Also, my tongue has started peeling. This has happened to me twice over the past few weeks. And when I say peeling, I mean large chunks of skin are coming off my tongue. It isn't that I need to brush my tongue or anything because I do that daily. I even use a tongue scraper (yeah too much information). I don't know why this has happened, it doesn't hurt or anything so I am clue less. Have you ever had this problem? Should I be worried?