All homos must do this now!

Next week I get to do something I have never done before. That is I am going golfing for work. Yes, seriously I am going to be paid to go golfing. The only problem with this is I have no clue how to golf. I didn't know companies still did that where everyone goes golfing as a way to get to know one another. But really what the hell do I care, they are paying me to golf. I just have to figure out how to play golf in a week and hope I don't make a complete ass out of myself.

Today I also ordered my very first business cards. And for those that already have business cards I am sure this isn't exciting. But remember back to your first real job and your first business card, it is kind of exciting. I really don't know who would want one of my business cards other than people I know just to show off. But I guess they see some need for me having them. I feel like I have finally found a good job. And really I have, there is a lot of room for growth within the company and with my salary.

I also watched "The Broken Hearts Club" again today. It is a homo movie about men and love. I think every homo must watch it, and if you have already watched it you need to watch it again. On the second go around please take notes because clearly there are a lot of homos who missed some of it. There is a whole story I could go into about what the homos I know have missed, but I won't (that one person out there shouldn't get offended, not everything is about them). And if you think you are one that has missed something maybe you are or maybe you aren't. Watch the movie again for yourself and figure out what you could do better and what you already do well at. Seriously, all homos must do this now.